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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-16

Casino Cleans Up: Why Your Money Probably Stinks Like Yesterday’s Fish

Casino staff are tossing out 'expired' cash because apparently, Benjamins develop a funky odor after a long day of being touched by gamblers. If you're keeping old bills in your pocket, you're officially a walking biohazard.


<p>RENO, Nev. — Scrunching her nose while emptying sacks of old cash into the Pepperball Casino’s bins, Blackjack dealer Marie Newman did... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/casino-throws-out-old-money-at-end-of-day/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/casino-throws-out-old-money-at-end-of-day/">Casino Throws Out Old Money at End of Day</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net">HARDT...

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