The US Men's National Team has finally realized that soccer is 10% athleticism and 90% acting like you've been shot by a sniper after a light breeze. LeBron's transition from the hardwood to the pitch is going to revolutionize the flop industry.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a30677b48ac76a30677b48ac8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around on the grass and act like he's hurt.</p>