A local Gen Zer nearly croaked when his vocabulary hit a sudden, terrifying drought of bros. It’s a miracle he survived the five-minute silence; the withdrawal symptoms were clearly catastrophic.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a3059d2d4a666a3059d2d4a67.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five minutes without saying "bro."</p>