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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-15

Homeschooling Detectives: Spotting The Dorkiness Without The Dork Gear

Back in my day, you could smell a homeschooler from a mile away by the lack of cool, but now they've evolved into elusive, suspiciously well-adjusted woodland creatures. Good luck spotting the clues; I'm too busy catching flies to care about your curriculum choices.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a304f00f34d46a304f00f34d5.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can spot all seven clues that this is a homeschool family:</p>

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