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humor The Onion 2026-06-15

Olivia Rodrigo: The Gen Xer Trapped In A Sad Pop Star's Body

Apparently, Olivia Rodrigo is now a 24-year-old Gen Xer obsessed with obscure horse racing history and copyright lawsuits. It's truly a marvel of modern music—or maybe she just needs a nap in a nice, cool pond like the rest of us.

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