Apparently, Olivia Rodrigo is now a 24-year-old Gen Xer obsessed with obscure horse racing history and copyright lawsuits. It's truly a marvel of modern music—or maybe she just needs a nap in a nice, cool pond like the rest of us.

<p>Singer-songwriter Olivia Rodrigo has released her highly anticipated third studio album, You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love. Here’s everything you need to know about the artist. Age: 24-year-old Gen Xer Hobbies: Music Signature Look: Scrutinized Fans Call Themselves: Pitchfork staff writers Unreleased Songs Comparing Herself To Sham, The Star Thoroughbred Who [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/artist-profile-olivia-rodrigo/">Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo</a> appea...