In a display of political gymnastics that would make a circus act blush, Democrats have decided to shake down the very group they were supposed to be helping. Truly, the confusion is the best part of the show.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a30575187bc56a30575187bc6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.</p>