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humor The Onion 2026-06-15

NASA picks all-male crew for Mars to avoid asking for directions

NASA's decision to launch an all-male crew is definitely about 'mission objectives' and not just a desperate attempt to ignore the navigation system until they're hopelessly lost in the void.

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