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humor The Onion 2026-06-15

NASA picks all-male crew for Mars to avoid asking for directions

NASA's decision to launch an all-male crew is definitely about 'mission objectives' and not just a desperate attempt to ignore the navigation system until they're hopelessly lost in the void.


<p>Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared Isaacman claiming that the agency “assigns the crew that gives the mission the best chance of meeting its objectives.” What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nasa-criticized-for-selecting-all-male-artemis-iii-crew/">NASA Criticized For Selecting All-Male Artemis III Crew</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>...

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