A local couple is clutching their pearls because their son dared to watch an international sporting event. Apparently, witnessing 22 people chase a ball in a global tournament is now considered a moral failing in Mobile.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a303d2043b436a303d2043b44.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.</p>