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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-15

Trump Stops UFC Fight to Force Fighters into a Hug

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the former president decided that blood sport was far less effective than a good old-fashioned campaign peace deal. Nothing screams 'octagon dominance' like a mandatory cease-fire brokered on the White House lawn.

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