In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the former president decided that blood sport was far less effective than a good old-fashioned campaign peace deal. Nothing screams 'octagon dominance' like a mandatory cease-fire brokered on the White House lawn.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a3036a3b73c56a3036a3b73c6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Trump announced he had brokered a peace deal between the fighters.</p>