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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-15

Gen X men: Stop looking like gnomes and buy some eyeliner

A TikTok beauty guru kindly suggests that Gen X men stop mourning the 90s and start contouring their weak jawlines into oblivion. Apparently, the secret to relevance is just enough dark-rimmed eye makeup to look like a sophisticated, grieving vampire.

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