A TikTok beauty guru kindly suggests that Gen X men stop mourning the 90s and start contouring their weak jawlines into oblivion. Apparently, the secret to relevance is just enough dark-rimmed eye makeup to look like a sophisticated, grieving vampire.

GETTING older is a natural process and nothing to be ashamed of. And if you believe that, please exit the dating market and go to an open space to die. <p><em>With Kat Goombs, your Gen X TikTok beauty influencer baffled as to why they haven’t put stem cells in her night cream</em></p> <p><strong>GETTING older is a natural process and nothing to be ashamed of. And if you believe that, please exit the dating market and go to an open space to die. </strong></p> <p>But, in a 21st century so aging fo...