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humor Duffel Blog 2026-06-15

Candidate Claims Hitler Tattoo Is Just 'Abstract Expressionism'

When caught with a Nazi tattoo, just pivot to 'fine art' and promise to make it a generic woman-choker instead. Truly, the gold standard for campaign damage control.


Senate candidate says artwork merely reflects “traditional values” <!--kg-card-begin: html--> <img alt="Graham Platner insists tattoo of Hitler choking naked woman is being misunderstood" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/06/platner.jpg" /><p>ELLSWORTH, Maine &#x2014; Former Marine Graham Platner&#x2019;s struggling Senate campaign suffered another setback this week after a former girlfriend alleged he had a <a href="https://nypost.com...

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