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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-15

Teens Assure Public They Can Still Be Absolute Jerks Without TikTok

Gen Z has helpfully clarified that banning social media won't fix their personalities; they’ll just take their adolescent toxicity to the streets to harass you in person. It’s a bold strategy of replacing digital bullying with good, old-fashioned bus stop vandalism.


UNDER-16s have explained that whether on social media or not, they will still be completely unbearable dickheads. <p><strong>UNDER-16s have explained that whether on social media or not, they will still be completely unbearable dickheads. </strong></p> <p>An announced ban will mean anyone under 16 will have access to sites like Instagram, Snapchat or TikTok removed, but the age group concerned says this will not stop them being vile to their parents, teachers, passers-by and each other.</p> <p>L...

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