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humor Clickhole 2026-06-15

Philly Fans Prove the Jumbotron Is Best Used as an Indoor Public Urinal

In a display of pure Philly class, fans at the game decided the Jumbotron was the perfect stage to show off their innovative, bottle-based plumbing skills. At this point, the Phillie Phanatic probably needs a hazmat suit just to survive the dugout.


Philly sports fans have a reputation for being rough, and if you think this reputation is unearned, you should probably take a look at this:&#8230; <p dir="ltr">Philly sports fans have a reputation for being rough, and if you think this reputation is unearned, you should probably take a look at this: All 12 of the fans the dance cam just showed on the Jumbotron at the Phillies game were pissing into bottles.Β </p> <p dir="ltr">Yep, that’s not going to help their rep one bit.Β </p> <p dir="ltr">Dur...

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