Forget the lottery; the only thing your aunt calls for is to announce the latest family tragedy. You're not paranoid—you're just living in a family where the ringtone of a relative is the literal death knell.

<p>Fuck. Why the fuck would your aunt be calling you? Fuck. Someone’s dead. Someone is fucking dead. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/uh-oh-your-aunt-is-calling-you-someones-definitely-dead/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/uh-oh-your-aunt-is-calling-you-someones-definitely-dead/">Uh Oh: Your Aunt Is Calling You, Someone’s Definitely Dead</a> appeared first on <a href="h...