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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-15

Office Hero Still Wasted After Scotland Win, Company Policy is to Just Lie to Him

Will McKay is currently a one-man party in a quiet office, and his coworkers are handling it like the professionals they are: by setting his computer clock forward so he thinks it's time to stumble home. God bless the Tartan Army and their complete disregard for the workplace.


THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention. <p><strong>THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention.Β </strong></p> <p>Will McKay arrived at 9am singing <em>Flower of Scotland,</em> which everybody expected following his country’s historic win against Haiti, but has spent the last two hours breaking into chants, asking if everyone saw it and making loud, un...

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