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humor De Speld 2026-06-15

Rafael van der Vaart Prioritizes Rosé Over Tactical Analysis

Van der Vaart decided that hydration is more important than football, choosing a glass of wine over discussing the striker position. It's truly moving to see a man find spiritual enlightenment by talking to a plant.

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