The Pesky Toad Logo

The Pesky Toad

The Pescadero Perspective
Back to Humor Feed
humor The Chaser 2026-06-15

Trump Promises to End Wars He Hasn't Even Started Yet

The 'Peace President' is pivoting to a proactive strategy: starting wars just so he can have the satisfaction of ending them. It’s a genius fiscal move—create the problem, claim the victory, repeat until Christmas.


<p>It comes as self-declared 'Peace President' announced a deal to end the war he started in Iran, 'but for real this time'.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/world/trump-vows-to-end-three-more-wars-he-hasnt-started-yet/">Trump vows to end three more wars he hasn’t started yet</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">UFC promoter and occasional US President Donald Trump has vowed to continue ending wars around the globe,...

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10