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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-15

Metal Drummer Treats Venue Throne Like a Hazmat Zone

Nothing says 'heavy metal' like lining a drum stool with single-ply toilet paper to avoid catching the plague. It turns out the biggest risk at a punk venue isn't the mosh pit, but the communal seating hygiene.


<p>PATCHOGUE, N.Y. β€” Jake Stamberg of local metal outfit A Stance Defiant borrowed fellow drummer Michael Fleisher’s drum throne only to line... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/drummer-using-other-bands-drum-throne-lines-it-with-toiler-paper/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/drummer-using-other-bands-drum-throne-lines-it-with-toiler-paper/">Drummer Using Other Band&#8217;s Drum Throne Lines It With...

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