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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-15

Metal Drummer Treats Venue Throne Like a Hazmat Zone

Nothing says 'heavy metal' like lining a drum stool with single-ply toilet paper to avoid catching the plague. It turns out the biggest risk at a punk venue isn't the mosh pit, but the communal seating hygiene.

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