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humor The Shovel 2026-06-15

White House Claims Nobel-Worthy Victory By Returning World To Yesterday's Status Quo

After burning through billions of dollars and countless lives just to keep a trade route exactly as open as it was before they interfered, the administration is rightfully celebrating its genius. Truly, nothing says 'global statesmanship' like fixing a problem that didn't exist until you invented it.

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