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humor Cloud Crypto 2026-06-15

Bybit Forced to Refund Gamblers After Failing to Deliver Tokenized SpaceX Stock

Crypto exchange Bybit had to issue full refunds after its 'xStocks' product failed to deliver actual shares of SpaceX's historic Nasdaq debut. No one in Baja is shedding tears over failed pre-IPO tokenized gambling; the swell is too good today at Cerritos to worry about imaginary Mars colonization certificates. If we wanted to throw money at something we can't see, we'd buy a round of margaritas for the local stray dogs instead.

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