Neion Bio closed a $23 million Series A to engineer chicken eggs into biological manufacturing systems. Down here in Todos Santos, where the surf is firing and the only thing we're engineering eggs into is a plate of Huevos Rancheros, we find this deeply confusing. While SV venture capitalists fund poultry-powered bio-factories, locals are busy catching actual waves, completely indifferent to whatever science experiment is hatching in New York.