For a modest $650,000, the wealthy retirees of Todos Santos can now live out their anime dreams by pilot-operating a ten-foot-tall, half-ton bipedal mech suit through local dirt roads. It features a cramped roll cage padded with what looks like sliced-up bicycle tires and bends backward 90 degrees to crawl on all fours—leaving the pilot staring helplessly at the Baja sky while local stray dogs bark in utter confusion.