Finally, the agonizing, backbreaking labor of shaking a jar of oregano has been solved by a $148 Keurig-for-spices that requires proprietary plastic seasoning pods. Expats in Cerritos are already lining up to fund this soon-to-be-landfilled monument to human laziness, ensuring their pre-packaged artisanal sea salt is dispensed with 'algorithms' rather than dignity.