The administration is finally streamlining recruitment by hiring fighters who prove their policy-making potential through extreme blunt-force head trauma. Apparently, being unable to remember reality or accept facts is no longer a disqualification, but a mandatory prerequisite for senior government service.

<p>"We're always on the lookout for qualified candidates"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/15/fighter-that-sustains-a-traumatic-brain-injury-at-white-house-ufc-event/">Any Fighter That Sustains a Traumatic Brain Injury at White House UFC Event To Be Given Senior Government Appointment</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>In an initiative designed to expand the administration&#8217;s recruitment base beyond its current pool of My...