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humor The Shovel 2026-06-15

White House Launches 'Concussion to Cabinet' Program for Aspiring UFC Sluggers

The administration is finally streamlining recruitment by hiring fighters who prove their policy-making potential through extreme blunt-force head trauma. Apparently, being unable to remember reality or accept facts is no longer a disqualification, but a mandatory prerequisite for senior government service.

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