Laval's finest gas station pizza has ascended to the pinnacle of haute cuisine, proving that culinary standards have officially hit rock bottom. I’ve eaten swamp flies with more structural integrity and flavor than those sad, crispy rectangles of despair.

<p>Laval, QC &#8211; Michelin announced today that it is awarding three stars to a Tim Hortons in Laval for the “culinary divinity that is their flatbread pizza”. The guide has surprisingly few words for the dish considering that they have awarded the restaurant their highest honour solely for the flatbread pizza. Their entire entry reads: [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/laval-tim-hortons-shockingly-awarded-three-michelin-stars-for-flatbread-pizza/" rel="n...