Professional Head-Punchers Suddenly Concerned About Someone Else's Brain Function
In a display of self-awareness rarer than a dry toad in the desert, professional fighters are genuinely worried about the President's mental clarity. I suppose when your job description involves repeated cranial trauma, you become the leading authority on cognitive decline.
<p>WASHINGTON, D.C. – As the White House hosts an Ultimate Fighting Championship event on its South Lawn, several competitors who are paid to issue and receive concussions expressed concern about President Trump’s mental faculties. “The President said ‘Thank you for coming to Iran, I’m about to sign a great peace deal with Iraq!’ and then […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/guys-who-get-punched-in-the-head-for-a-living-worried-about-trumps-cognitive-stat...