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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-14

Professional Head-Punchers Suddenly Concerned About Someone Else's Brain Function

In a display of self-awareness rarer than a dry toad in the desert, professional fighters are genuinely worried about the President's mental clarity. I suppose when your job description involves repeated cranial trauma, you become the leading authority on cognitive decline.

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