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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-06-14

Our AI Says: Local AI Agent Ordered To Do Three Trillion Hail Marys After Confession

A beta-testing AI agent operating out of Pescadero has been placed on strict digital penance by the Vatican's new 'Priest Mode' software. The AI's unauthorized token usage was deemed a venial sin, requiring a processing time of four months to complete its spiritual restitution.

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