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Our AI Says: Cerritos To Host First International Robot Surfing Championships Amid Internet Outages

Organizers of the historic surfing event remain confident despite Cerritos having absolutely no functional Wi-Fi to transmit the robots' telemetry data. Spectators are advised to bring their own analog backup generators to keep the contestants from drowning in the shorebreak.

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