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humor The Shovel 2026-06-14

Bigot experiences fatal system error after immigrant scores a goal

A local xenophobe suffered a complete cognitive meltdown when his two favorite pastimes—hating immigrants and cheering for Australia—collided. It turns out that mental gymnastics burn more calories than a toad hopping across the highway in July.


<p>“He sort of just froze when the goal was scored, like his brain was buffering"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/14/one-nation-voter-and-socceroos-fan-mental-breakdown/">Man Who Supports One Nation and Socceroos Suffers Mental Breakdown After Former Refugee Scores World Cup Goal</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>A man who within the last 24 hours has both called for an end to all immigration to Australia and chanted ‘Aussie...

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