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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-14

Local punk replaces hydration with pure rebellion and industrial sludge

This guy has reached a state of dehydration usually reserved for mummies or dried-up pond scum. If he survives solely on Monster energy and spite, he’s either a medical marvel or just a very colorful biohazard waiting to happen.


<p>SPOKANE, Wash. β€” Local man Shank Capra piqued the interest of doctors and wellness advocates by reaching typically fatal levels of dehydration... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/biohacking-this-punk-only-drinks-eight-ounces-of-water-a-year/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/biohacking-this-punk-only-drinks-eight-ounces-of-water-a-year/">Biohacking? This Punk Only Drinks Eight Ounces of Water ...

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