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humor Daily Squib 2026-06-14

Britain's Budget So Minimal Even the Local Frogs Are Nervous

Commissar Reeves has apparently decided that a defense budget is just an optional aesthetic choice, leaving Britain about as protected as a fly in a room full of hungry toads.

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