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humor Daily Squib 2026-06-14

Britain's Budget So Minimal Even the Local Frogs Are Nervous

Commissar Reeves has apparently decided that a defense budget is just an optional aesthetic choice, leaving Britain about as protected as a fly in a room full of hungry toads.


<p>GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain, thanks to Commissar Reeves, is completely defenceless with no defence budget.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/67014-comrades-we-are-completely-defenceless.html">&#8220;Comrades, we are completely defenceless!&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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