Lined with 100,000 EEG sensors, this Palo Alto startup's beanie promises to translate your inner monologue into digital text so you can type on your laptop without using your hands. It has become a massive hit among the wellness influencers of Todos Santos, who are thrilled to broadcast their thoughts to the cloud, completely oblivious to the fact that it is mostly transcribing 'Did I leave the avocado toast on the surfboard?' on loop. After all, what could go wrong with putting a wool hat on a sweaty head in 95-degree Mexican heat to read your bio-electrical signals?