Standing ten feet tall and weighing half a ton, this manned, transformable mecha robot features a cramped, completely un-weatherproofed cage where you can sit and watch it slowly bend 90 degrees at the hips. Expats in Pescadero are pre-ordering it to terrorize local goat herds and bypass traffic on the Federal Highway, though the lack of a windshield means you will be eating desert sand at $650,000 a pop. It's the ultimate vehicle for the man who has everything except a comfortable seat and basic self-respect.