Finally, a French engineer has modernized the 1950s 'useless box' by packing it with 500 sound effects and an ESP32 microchip, solely so it can toggle its own off-switch with 'artistic choreography'. It’s currently raising thousands on Kickstarter from tech-bro transplants in Todos Santos who love the idea of paying triple-digit figures for a physical manifestation of their own career utility. It does absolutely nothing, making it the most honest piece of consumer electronics currently on the market.