The Orgone Pyramid: Resin-Encased Copper Shrapnel to Cure Your 5G Paranoia
Handcrafted in India and shipped straight to the local spiritual coaches of Pescadero, this block of plastic, copper filings, and amethyst is said to 'convert electromagnetic waves into healing energy'. The expats are lining their infinity pools with them to filter out the bad vibes of the local fishermen's diesel trucks. It works beautifully as an overpriced paperweight to stop their tax-shelter documents from blowing away in the Baja wind.