After exhausting every Earthly tactic to be perceived as cool—including buying a social media site and building an AI girlfriend that also finds him insufferable—Elon is taking his sad quest for validation to the stars. Scientists confirm that while aliens might exist, the probability of them wanting to grab a beer with a billionaire meme-lord remains effectively zero.

<p>“All I've ever wanted is for someone to think I'm funny. Believe me, I’ve tried everything"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/14/spacex-ipo-elon-musk-says-space-is-final-frontier-in-his-search-for-friend/">SpaceX IPO: Elon Musk Says Space Is “Final Frontier” in His Search for Friend</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>Trillionaire Elon Musk says space is the ‘final frontier’ in his ongoing search to find someone who likes him...