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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-13

Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Success to Living in Mom’s Basement and Using Envelopes

Apparently, space rockets and electric cars are just a side hustle compared to the sheer fiscal discipline of putting cash in labeled paper slips. Dave Ramsey must be thrilled that his method of skipping lattes is finally working for the guy who literally owns the planet.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2d765bb3b056a2d765bb3b06.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — After making history by becoming the world's first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully following the Dave Ramsey envelope system.</p>

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