Local Uber Driver Demands Exclusive Rights To Toss Cookies In His Own Vehicle
Gary Anderson has officially claimed sole jurisdiction over the upholstery-damaging fluids in his Nissan, reminding passengers that projectile vomiting is a privilege strictly reserved for the person behind the wheel. It is truly heartening to see a driver reclaim the dignity of his profession by ensuring he is the only one making a mess of his car.
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