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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-06-13

The Vortex 369 Quantum Energy Generator: Metaphysical Plastic for High-Vibe Living

This $400 plastic-encased copper coil allegedly harmonizes the environment for up to 20 people using 'primal universal vibrations'. Expats in Todos Santos are currently placing them around their rental villas to protect their delicate, hand-woven auric fields from the devastating electrosmog of the local taco stand's blender.

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