Apparently, Canada's inability to score more than one goal against Bosnia-Herzegovina has triggered a global conflict. We're sure Archduke Ferdinand would have wanted it this way.

<p>TORONTO &#8211; Canada&#8217;s 1-1 World Cup tie with Bosnia-Herzegovina has officially reignited World War One, forcing Canadians to rejoin the Allied forces. Canada&#8217;s inability to defeat the visiting Bosnia-Herzegovina team has forced the world&#8217;s nations to enter another protracted &#8220;Great War&#8221;, demanding justice for the assassination of heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/world-cup...