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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-12

Canada's Soccer Draw Accidentally Re-ignites World War I

Apparently, Canada's inability to score more than one goal against Bosnia-Herzegovina has triggered a global conflict. We're sure Archduke Ferdinand would have wanted it this way.

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