In a groundbreaking move for religious freedom, the UK government has decided that certain Muslims can now wear suicide vests for religious and ceremonial purposes. Apparently, public safety can take a backseat to ceremonial explosives.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2c6325c45636a2c6325c4564.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom decided to grant exemptions for committed Muslims who wish to don suicide vests for religious and ceremonial purposes.</p>