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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-12

Government simplifies online parenting: Ban kids from internet, problem solved!

In a move that will surely revolutionize childcare, Carney has decided to ban social media for children. Because teaching them critical thinking and internet safety is just too much work, right? Let's just pull the plug, shall we?


<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s no way a 15 year old who has been online for his entire life knows about those is there?&#8221; Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how banning social media for kids is way easier than regulating it for everyone, the excitement/concern surrounding a World Cup [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/carney-bans-social-media-for-kids-too-dumb-to-figure-out-vpns/" rel="nofollow">Carney ba...

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