The World Cup's American-friendly time slots are turning viewers into insomniacs hallucinating matches or desperately seeking 2 AM pints. One brave soul is even commentating on his own dissociative state, which sounds more exciting than some actual games.

WORLD Cup games are being held at unsociable times to suit Americans, of all bloody people. Which are you watching at 5am totally f**ked up? <p><strong>WORLD Cup games are being held at unsociable times to suit Americans, of all bloody people. Which are you watching at 5am totally f**ked up? </strong></p> <p><strong>Tom Booker, sheep-shearer:</strong> “Is that why there was football on? Thank Christ, I thought I was tripping so hard I’d fallen through a wormhole to 1995 and was watching <em>Gaze...