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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-12

Sedentary Man Believes Protein Shakes Are Key to Becoming Henry Cavill

A man who barely moves believes eating ten times the recommended protein will make him buff, confusing 'meat made of meat' with actual science. He's expecting superhero results while his diet threatens scurvy and rickets simultaneously.


A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day. <p><strong>A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day.Β </strong></p> <p>32-year-old homeworker Ryan Whittaker regularly consumes ten times the recommended daily amount of protein despite not being a professional, amateur or even aspiring athlete.</p> <p>Ryan explained: β€œI...

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