An HR specialist has devised a groundbreaking system for categorizing veterans based on their need for watering, ranging from 'Normal Humans' who'd rather not be hosed down, to 'Oxygen Thieves' who apparently need constant reminding to drink. Apparently, the military forgot to teach them basic bodily functions.

A human resources professional explains the four major veteran hydration categories <img alt="Opinion: Should I water my veteran?" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/05/83ab6027-aa7f-4729-bf41-a3061414a5a6-1.png" /><p><strong><em>The following is an opinion piece by former Army Sgt. 1st Class and current HR specialist Bradley Mercer.</em></strong></p><p>As a former service member who now works <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/meet-th...