In a bold move, Olive Garden proudly declares they invented spaghetti, complete with a slogan and a $35 million ad campaign. They're also suing pasta companies for using their 'intellectual property,' proving some chains will stop at nothing for a breadstick.

<p>ORLANDO, FL—In an effort to attract first-time clientele and bring back old fans, Italian American restaurant chain Olive Garden unveiled its new “We Invented Spaghetti” slogan Friday during a call with investors. “We want Americans to know that when you’re at Olive Garden, you’re not just getting a delicious meal at an unbeatable price, you’re also [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-new-we-invented-spaghetti-slogan/">Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Inve...