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humor The Onion 2026-06-12

Olive Garden Claims Spaghetti Invention, Threatens Lawsuits for Using Pasta.

In a bold move, Olive Garden proudly declares they invented spaghetti, complete with a slogan and a $35 million ad campaign. They're also suing pasta companies for using their 'intellectual property,' proving some chains will stop at nothing for a breadstick.

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