The EPA, in its infinite wisdom, has decided napalm is the perfect solution for pest control, burning everything within a 2,000-degree Fahrenheit radius. They even suggest it for your garden; sloths and snails beware, your fiery end is nigh!

<p>WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved napalm as a pesticide Friday. “Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/">EPA Approves Use Of ...