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humor The Onion 2026-06-12

EPA Approves Napalm as Pesticide, Suggests Backyard Garden Flame-Throwing.

The EPA, in its infinite wisdom, has decided napalm is the perfect solution for pest control, burning everything within a 2,000-degree Fahrenheit radius. They even suggest it for your garden; sloths and snails beware, your fiery end is nigh!

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