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humor Le Gorafi 2026-06-12

JD Vance to officiate Iran's World Cup matches, ensuring 'peak impartiality' from Trump.

In a move that screams fairness, Donald Trump has appointed JD Vance to referee all of Iran's World Cup games. Because who better to judge a geopolitical conflict than a politician with zero conflict of interest? Iran's team will also enjoy a luxurious 20m² bunker, because safety first, even if it means watching the games from a closet.


<p>Le président Donald Trump a précisé que tous les matchs de l’Iran pendant le mondial seraient arbitrés par le vice-président James David Vance « pour éviter toute injustice ».</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/06/12/coupe-du-monde-tous-les-matchs-de-liran-seront-arbitres-par-jd-vance/" rel="nofollow">Coupe du Monde &#8211; Tous les matchs de l’Iran seront arbitrés par JD Vance</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr Gora...

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