Great news! The world's first trillionaire will be a benevolent overlord with a penchant for global fascism and late-night mushroom trips. Forget world peace; we're getting National Socialism 2.0, courtesy of a tech mogul who apparently hates you and controls your internet.

THE world is delighted to learn that its first ever trillionaire will be a demented white supremacist ideologue with a burning desire to overthrow governments. <p><strong>THE world is delighted to learn that its first ever trillionaire will be a demented white supremacist ideologue with a burning desire to overthrow governments. </strong></p> <p>Today’s SpaceX floatation means Elon Musk’s personal wealth will be greater than that of Taiwan and also he controls space, can take over your car whene...