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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-12

England Flags: A Racist's Guide to Avoiding Unintentional Patriotism

Apparently, some folks are struggling to distinguish between genuine national pride and overt bigotry when waving the St. George's flag. This handy guide suggests blatant labeling, public announcements, or perhaps a golliwog or two to clarify your truly enlightened views.


YOU have to feel sorry for racists who put up St George flags only to discover the whole street has them because of the World Cup. Here’s how to avoid confusion. <p><strong>YOU have to feel sorry for racists who put up St George flags only to discover the whole street has them because of the World Cup. Here’s how to avoid confusion.</strong></p> <p><b>Clearly label your flag ‘racist’</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You can’t get clearer than ‘I AM A RACIST’ in large letters in black m...

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